she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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