I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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