i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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