stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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