If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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