What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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