My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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