There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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