Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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