You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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