I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
