i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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