what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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