i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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