we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
of course. lets lasso hookers.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
