ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
At least make sure they are 18
Why
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
The ass gains better be worth it
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