Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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