We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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