I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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