Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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