A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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