you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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