I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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