Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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