We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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