she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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