I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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