I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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