I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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