meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
its liver damage thursday
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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