Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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