i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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