I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Panties = found
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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