my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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