i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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