I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Your dad touched me again.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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