I am spending my child support on dildos
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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