you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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