Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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