I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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