wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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