Non-Jews are for practice
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She's just so happy...and so naked.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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