Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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