My nipple is on Facebook.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Randomize
