i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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