My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Actions speak louder than pants.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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