Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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