Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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