He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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