So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Are these your boobs on my camera?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize