marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
A+ Viking dick
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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