Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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