The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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