True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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