i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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