doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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